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krudman:

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying holiday?

krudman:

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying holiday?

(via kill-whitepeople)

— 2 days ago with 11947 notes

dong-energy:

gothstoner:

intertnet:

my boyfriend sent me this at 4 in the morning 

im deleting

smh

(via milkyfriend)

— 3 days ago with 46027 notes

soloses:

the a in lgbtqa should stand for allies, they deserve the recognition for defeating the axis powers and winning world war 2

(via lgbtlaughs)

— 3 days ago with 24018 notes
shitshilarious:

Hold on to your eucalyptus I’m gonna try and lose him

shitshilarious:

Hold on to your eucalyptus I’m gonna try and lose him

(Source: dogsincars, via therearebluerskies)

— 1 week ago with 160601 notes
cualidadcremosa:

smallapplegoat:

owlsareraptors:

louweetomlinson:

:o

yesssssss

hahaha oh my God this isn’t Photoshopped

Denny’s social media presence is unexpected, but pleasant.

cualidadcremosa:

smallapplegoat:

owlsareraptors:

louweetomlinson:

:o

yesssssss

hahaha oh my God this isn’t Photoshopped

Denny’s social media presence is unexpected, but pleasant.

— 1 week ago with 15585 notes

1612th:

english words that pitbull knows

  • party
  • miami

(via brokenly)

— 1 week ago with 162015 notes
rudolphtheredguardreindeer:

say what you will about america, but at least 1 dollar can still get you a hell of a lot of mice

rudolphtheredguardreindeer:

say what you will about america, but at least 1 dollar can still get you a hell of a lot of mice

(Source: paxamericana, via feministfag)

— 1 week ago with 69942 notes

bfkalut:

"Get that shit out of my face Samantha"

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via yagotbuttz)

— 1 week ago with 89552 notes

urbanfuck:

my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child

(via brokenly)

— 1 week ago with 240077 notes