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bombing:

TUMBLR GIVEAWAY!
hey guys i just recently gained my 20th follower so i decided it’s time to do another tumblr giveaway and this time it’s big. i overheard my dad complaining about how nothing ever works in this house and how he has to fix everything and that got me thinking…one of my followers could really use a new house, so i decided to make it happen. that’s right i’m giving away MY ENTIRE HOUSE. i already talked it over with my dad and he’s totally fine with it and he said if this gets 50,000 notes he’ll throw in the pool too. likes AND reblogs count so make sure to reblog it as many times as you can to increase your chances! you can also like and unlike it a bunch of times. it doesn’t increase the note count but the notifications make me feel better about myself so definitely do that too.
mbf: me and my dad (we’ll spend hours checking) he doesn’t have a blog yet because he’s still trying to figure out how to turn the computer on but as soon as he does i’ll update the list with his url 
good luck and happy reblogging!

bombing:

TUMBLR GIVEAWAY!

hey guys i just recently gained my 20th follower so i decided it’s time to do another tumblr giveaway and this time it’s big. i overheard my dad complaining about how nothing ever works in this house and how he has to fix everything and that got me thinking…one of my followers could really use a new house, so i decided to make it happen. that’s right i’m giving away MY ENTIRE HOUSE. i already talked it over with my dad and he’s totally fine with it and he said if this gets 50,000 notes he’ll throw in the pool too. likes AND reblogs count so make sure to reblog it as many times as you can to increase your chances! you can also like and unlike it a bunch of times. it doesn’t increase the note count but the notifications make me feel better about myself so definitely do that too.

mbf: me and my dad (we’ll spend hours checking) 
he doesn’t have a blog yet because he’s still trying to figure out how to turn the computer on but as soon as he does i’ll update the list with his url 

good luck and happy reblogging!

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— 14 hours ago with 19465 notes
lanasblunt:

sailorallie:

kingofconeyisland:

Big Boobs McGee

Is that lady gaga

No, it’s Big Boobs McGee

lady-daizy Big Boobs McGee

lanasblunt:

sailorallie:

kingofconeyisland:

Big Boobs McGee

Is that lady gaga

No, it’s Big Boobs McGee

lady-daizy Big Boobs McGee

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— 2 days ago with 6317 notes
http://rustsoul.tumblr.com/post/95250461611/every-russian-novel-ever-1-a-philosophical →

rustsoul:

Every Russian Novel Ever

1. A Philosophical Murder

2. A Washerwoman Is Insulted

3. The Student’s Emotional Isolation Is Complete

4. The Estate Is Sold Off

5. Uuuuuughhhh

6. An Argument That Is Mostly In French

7. It’s Very Cold Out And Love Does Not Exist Also

8. The Nihilist…

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— 2 days ago with 1870 notes

dogmobile:

Fall 2014 fashion: Scout’s ham costume from To Kill A Mockingbird

image

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— 1 week ago with 64285 notes

northnew:

undefinedarchetype:

best six second exchange i have ever seen in my life

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— 1 week ago with 260598 notes

ron-swansong:

needs:

  • unlimited budget
  • unlimited fall weather

have:

  • no budget
  • republicans

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— 1 week ago with 7 notes

i currently have about 4 guys that are in love with me this is great

— 1 week ago with 2 notes

dogapult:

appropriate white culture. dance offbeat at the club. scream at your barista when she doesn’t put enough splenda in your latte. clap at the movie theater when the credits roll. put your child on a leash.

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— 2 weeks ago with 60276 notes
artpopdom:

cher about to fly out to this girl’s city and throw down with a homophobe. the one true gay icon

artpopdom:

cher about to fly out to this girl’s city and throw down with a homophobe. the one true gay icon

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— 2 weeks ago with 103285 notes

jumanjiwasunderrated:

tyleroakley:

parkingstrange:

this girl deserves an oscar

me when forced to do chores

I’m never having kids that is some serious bullshit.

(Source: videohall)

— 2 weeks ago with 252213 notes

mihrstears:

send this to your crush. Just.. just do it

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— 2 weeks ago with 426862 notes